Baisakhi or Vaisakhi SMS - funny


Funny Baisakhi SMS

Pati: Film vich raat ek chudel kadi mere agge, te kadi mere pichhe si.
Patni: Kehdi film si?

Pati: Apne vyah di movie si.


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What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te".
Enjoy the colorful festival of Baisakhi.

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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. 
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. 
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!! 
Baisakhi Ki Shubh Kaamnayein.
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