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Funny Baisakhi SMS Pati:  Film vich raat ek chudel kadi mere agge, te kadi mere pichhe si. Patni:  Kehdi film si? Pati:  Apne vyah di movie si. <<<<<------------------------------------------------------------->>>> What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te". Enjoy the colorful festival of Baisakhi. <<<<<------------------------------------------------------------->>>> Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.  Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.  Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. <<<<<------------------------------------------------------------->>>> Suraj se achha tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!  Baisakhi Ki Shubh...

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun - jaan vich, har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai. Happy Baisakhi!!

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste Tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste Ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste. Baisakhi da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste. Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan.